It’s moments like these that make it worth trudging through the endless political rants in your newsfeed. 1. lightning_balls 2. Isai76 3. ebaumsworld 4. Chasefun 5. tone_is_everything 6. CorDol95 7. iAmWillyAmm 8. gt250 9. Howard Lake Police Department 10. Morty_Goldman 11. neongreenpurple 12. andlife
It’s one thing to be in a relationship, and it’s another to be in a relationship that involves being gross and weird in public at all times. All we’re sayin’ is single life 4eva. 1. via DodgingDicks 2. via Boogachoog 3. via mother-teresa 4. via DemiseAtSilentWell 5. via funnyjunk 6. via lamebook 7. via failbook 8. via idiotsonfb 9. via acidcow 10. via thechive 11….
Ability to run for public office in the future Facebook Zombie bites Real zombie bites Likelihood you’re a vampire Amount you care what other people think of you Amount you think other people care about you Number of pics on Friendster
Frequency of visits to the gym Homework completed Being addressed as “Brother Assface” on a daily basis That time Trent was all “I’m gonna miss you guys, you guys are my best friends, I’m a little girl, wah wah wah.” What a homo. Calls to your high school ex just, ya know, to see what…
OOPS, SORRY! I tripped and my phone slipped and took a picture of my donger and then it selected you out of my contacts sent it! I just have no idea how that happened! But, you know, since it did…what do you, uh, think of my dick? 1. via i-am-qix 2. via Misterversace 3. via jg1459 4. via charlestoncar…
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These are REAL people. With REAL jobs and REAL lives. Astonishing. 1. Love the month of summer. Eviljim 2. Duh, just go when the sun is asleep. AdamE89 3. Listen up, ladies! BigBassBone 4. Wait, facts change? Is that a fact? stormythoven 5. Good luck in life, Orrtam. lemme_in_dammit 6. That’s uh…that’s not a laptop….
Just because you CAN status update doesn’t mean you SHOULD status update. 1. littleraptorarms 2. blunt_monger 3. l1terally 4. Instameme 5. chiefsupreme 6. DildoSchwaggons 7. source 8. flippermode 9. CreeperTime 10. Kmlkmljkl
Tolerance for 8-12 year oldsRealization that you’re standing in the bathroom line instead of “THE WORLD‘S FASTEST ROLLERCOASTER!”How much you complain about how you should’ve worn sun screenStar Wars action figures ownedHow much you have to go to the bathroomChances you are caught in an infinite loop
If you’re going to just blatantly lie online, seriously make sure you won’t get caught, because that’s just sad. I mean, it’s funny for us, but very very sad for you. 1. via nugeon 2. via GoldenFyre 3. via Mach1azuress 4. via twentytwowords 5. via nastyburger2475 6. via techeblog 7. via viralnova 8. via thechive 9. via grabberwocky 10. via AntiHer0z 11. via doggxyo 12. via seriouslyforreal…