13 Gross Couples Who Need to Get the F*ck Off Facebook

Why do some couples insist on updating us on their shared pooping ritual? Like, that’s nice, I’m very happy that you guys are so close, now please get the fuck out of my face with the status of your boyfriend’s butthole. 1. via hbrooks57 2. via AlcoholicZombie 3. via Pie554 4. via butternutslut 5. via ridiculouslyratch 6. via Razor-Day 7. via virginitymovie…

Baked French Fries

If every baked French fry you’ve ever eaten has been a soggy disappointment, then this recipe is for you. The key to achieving perfectly crisp “fries” is heating your sheet pan in a 500-degree oven for a good 10 minutes. When you toss the potatoes onto the blisteringly hot pan, magic happens: The potatoes sear…

Cold Borscht

Ingredients 1 ½ pounds beets, washed and stems trimmed to about 1 inch 3 ½ cups vegetable broth (see recipe) ½ cup granulated sugar 3 tablespoons white vinegar ½ cup heavy cream ½ cup sour cream ½ cup buttermilk ¼ cup freshly squeezed lemon juice Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Email Grocery…

Hazelnut Baklava

Ingredients For the nut filling 2 cups (8 ounces) skinned hazelnuts 1 cup (4 ounces) slivered almonds 1 ½ tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon ¼ teaspoon ground cloves ⅛ teaspoon salt For the pastry 1 one-pound package frozen phyllo dough, defrosted 1 ½ cups warm clarified butter For the honey syrup 1 ¼ cups…

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Corn Empanadas

Ingredients For the Dough 4 ounces lard or butter, plus more for brushing tops 1 ½ teaspoons fine sea salt 750 grams all-purpose flour, about 6 cups, more as needed For the Filling Lard or olive oil, or a combination, for sautéing 1 cup diced onion ½ pound potatoes, peeled and diced 2 cups fresh…

Soft-Shell Crab Poor-Boy

Ask your fishmonger to clean the crabs for you, because though the process is a quick and easy one, it’s not for the squeamish. There’s not much cooking here. Sometimes crabs spatter, so it’s best to fry them in oil that’s not smoking hot. Ingredients 1 12- to 16-inch-long loaf supermarket French- or Italian-style bread,…

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